Life Isn't Attacking You Today was supposed to be productive. The bounce houses were aired up and ready. The yard needed mowed. The DJ gear needed packed. I had a plan. Then I sat there and watched it rain... with the sun shining. You can't make this shit up. Yesterday my internet went down and I had to leave work early before a three-day weekend. Today the weather decided to remind me that it doesn't give a damn about my schedule. I'll admit it. For about ten minutes, all I